Comedy Writing

A sense of humor is very important for a humans trait because everyone loves a laugh here and there occasionally. Its always better to have a person thats funny and jokes around then someone who's always serious and can't even take a joke (no offense to anyone). A little humor can always brighten up someones day. Most of the time with humor your being funny and getting people happy but sometimes you can go to far and insult someone. Being humorous can be a good thing or a bad thing depends how you use it.

To make a humorous narrative you need to find some material to use or to write about. You can also think about your life or your self and find something funny that happened to you and embarrass your self. Also when being funny don't laugh at your own jokes it makes like you don't think it's funny which makes it even more funny. Make your jokes short and fast; but remember timing is everything. Last you should be kind of serious.

My comedic monologue is about me and how I'm a teenager looking back in to my life. Its funny because I called my self a mutant creature, but actually a teenager so I'm kind of in the middle of being a child and being a adult. Also I said that I couldn't help but look back into those good old days where you would just jump into a van and realize that the man doesn't have any candy; this is funny because when your little your taught to never talk to strangers and to never get into a van when the man says he has candy. The fact that your not supposed to do what I said that I did makes it humorous. Last I said that all a kid wants now days in the 21st century is food or free wifi and this is funny because all teenagers go on there electronics most of the time.

Motivational Poster

For this motivational poster project were doing right now we have a couple of requirements we need to reach to get a good grade, first theres the layer requirements. For the layer requirements we have to have four pictures in total, which are three images that represent who I am as a person, the last photo is a portrait of my face. The second layers we have are the text layers, we have to use only two text layers one  is for our manifesto and the other one is for our personal quotes. Also we have requirements for our design, here they are, every text layer will always be kerned so there are no blank spaces all around the page. We also need a triadic color scheme for our posters. On our text we need to add a drop shadow, stroke, outer glow, a bevel and emboss.

First I got a whole bunch of manifestos that matter to me and I also got some quotes and kerned them to fit onto the page, so almost all of the words were different sizes. After all of my words were kerned I put three pictures that mean something to me and a portrait of my self in the back of my text. Then when I'm done with all my pictures I have to pick a triadic color scheme for the text, the colors go on the stroke, drop shadow, outer glow, and the bevel and emboss. Last I have to change the colors of my pictures to match my triadic color scheme.

My biggest challenge I had with this project was to kern all my words right. But when I kerned all my words I realized that I needed a lot more quotes and manifestos; that was the hard part I couldn't think of any thing that matted to me so I had to really think. About three days I was still suck on trying to find some quotes or manifestos and I was also way behind on this project I thought I was so behind I wasn't going to get a good grade. Then two days before the project was due I thought of so many things that means a lot to me but by the time a typed them all in I had a day to kern, and etc. So at the end I didn't finish it all in time but I did get a good enough grade to get an A, yaaay!